Digital non contact infrared thermometer

original · Post by **original** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:35 pm

well it depends on what the emisivity level is set at!!!!!!! you might get a reading of 5degrees but in fact it is around the 15-20 mark!!!! Normally the pyrometers do have the emisivity level!!! What unit are you buying, a Flir or a Fluke?????

Charlvdw · Post by **Charlvdw** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:21 pm

Wouldnt mind a fluke but its not.

Non-contact accurate temperature measuring
Built-in laser aiming
White backlight liquid crystal display
Distance spot ratio: D:S = 12 : 1
°C / °F selectable
MAX., MIN., AVG and storage functions
Extensive industrial usage : food, security, inspection, train. diesel engine, injection molding applications, and etc.
Resolution : 0.2°C or 0.5°F
Temperature range : -13°F to 1040°F (-25°C to 560°C)
Sampling rate : about 0.5 seconds
Spectrum reaction : 6 -14μm
Emissivity : selectable of 0.99, 0.95, 0.89, 0.85, 0.79 or 0.75
Power : 1 x 9V Alkaline battery (Included)
Supplied with a carrying pouch
Accuracy:
-25°C to -10°C (±3°C) -13°F to 14°F (±5°F)
-10°C to 30°C (±3°C) 14°F to 86°F (±4°F)
30°C to 560°C (1.5% ±1°C) 86°F to 1040°F (2% ± 2°F)

Operating environment temperature : 32°F to 122°F (0°C to 50°C)
Item Weight : about 195g (battery included)
Item dimension : 180 x 48 x 96 mm (7.09' x 1.89' x 3.78' inch)

original · Post by **original** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:09 pm

well there you have it!!!!!! Emissivity : selectable of 0.99, 0.95, 0.89, 0.85, 0.79 or 0.75

the 0.95 will work very well!!! Will be out by like 0.775 of a degree which is absolutly nothing

Charlvdw · Post by **Charlvdw** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:45 am

original wrote:well there you have it!!!!!! Emissivity : selectable of 0.99, 0.95, 0.89, 0.85, 0.79 or 0.75

the 0.95 will work very well!!! Will be out by like 0.775 of a degree which is absolutly nothing

So in the queens f*cking english you are saying its not to kak?

Drillergy · Post by **Drillergy** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:48 am

Charlvdw wrote:
original wrote:well there you have it!!!!!! Emissivity : selectable of 0.99, 0.95, 0.89, 0.85, 0.79 or 0.75

the 0.95 will work very well!!! Will be out by like 0.775 of a degree which is absolutly nothing
So in the queens f*cking english you are saying its not to kak?

lol dont spill the tea but I think he's saying yes.

veecee · Post by **veecee** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:21 am

screw you guys - you cant go re-hijacking my thread!!!

yeah charl - before you get hot under the collar, maybe stick that thermometer in your ear???

Charlvdw · Post by **Charlvdw** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:49 am

veecee wrote:screw you guys - you cant go re-hijacking my thread!!!

yeah charl - before you get hot under the collar, maybe stick that thermometer in your ear???

Now you see the whole point is non contact so i just have to point it at my ear no need top stick anything in anywhere.

Drillergy · Post by **Drillergy** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:52 am

Charlvdw wrote:
veecee wrote:screw you guys - you cant go re-hijacking my thread!!!

yeah charl - before you get hot under the collar, maybe stick that thermometer in your ear???
Now you see the whole point is non contact so i just have to point it at my ear no need top stick anything in anywhere.

If you flash a chick with this magic stick, would it tell you if shes hot or not???

original · Post by **original** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:00 am

Charlvdw wrote:
original wrote:well there you have it!!!!!! Emissivity : selectable of 0.99, 0.95, 0.89, 0.85, 0.79 or 0.75

the 0.95 will work very well!!! Will be out by like 0.775 of a degree which is absolutly nothing
So in the queens f*cking english you are saying its not to kak?

yes!!!!!!!!!

rat · Post by **rat** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:05 am

Drillergy wrote:
Charlvdw wrote:
veecee wrote:screw you guys - you cant go re-hijacking my thread!!!

yeah charl - before you get hot under the collar, maybe stick that thermometer in your ear???
Now you see the whole point is non contact so i just have to point it at my ear no need top stick anything in anywhere.
If you flash a chick with this magic stick, would it tell you if shes hot or not???

so how much for this again

Charlvdw · Post by **Charlvdw** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:16 am

rat wrote:
Drillergy wrote:
Charlvdw wrote: Now you see the whole point is non contact so i just have to point it at my ear no need top stick anything in anywhere.
If you flash a chick with this magic stick, would it tell you if shes hot or not???
so how much for this again

Cant remember.

veecee · Post by **veecee** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:09 am

Charlvdw wrote:
veecee wrote:screw you guys - you cant go re-hijacking my thread!!!

yeah charl - before you get hot under the collar, maybe stick that thermometer in your ear???
Now you see the whole point is non contact so i just have to point it at my ear no need top stick anything in anywhere.

alright - go point it at your bum then! should give you practice for when the kiddies arrive...

hang on... am i thinking of draco?

Drillergy · Post by **Drillergy** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:23 am

Would you be able to accurately determine at what temp do women get nipples stand?

This would give me an indication of what temp. to set our reception aircon on.

And pls Charl dont do this test on yourself and post the results....

rat · Post by **rat** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:14 am

Drillergy wrote:Would you be able to accurately determine at what temp do women get nipples stand?

This would give me an indication of what temp. to set our reception aircon on.

And pls Charl dont do this test on yourself and post the results....

first time ever but no pics please