91 S13 for Sale

[widowmaker]

F15's roadholding SUCKS! and they can't drift and theres no place for ICE or luggage or a tow bar for a ventertjie (a fireproof ventertjie) - not to mention the prices they charge for aftermarket accessories! (like nukems ) AND you gotta wear a helmet
the ejector seat is kinda cool though

nuff sed

and you would delete this post if i called you a sun baked strawberry flavoured lollypop dipped in mothers milk with little chocolate sprinkles on

[ChemCool]

so at the moment, I'm not as fed up as I was

And then Vlade. after that trip, you will be the best engine builder. Keep on going.

[Puls0nic]

F15's roadholding SUCKS! and they can't drift and theres no place for ICE or luggage or a tow bar for a ventertjie (a fireproof ventertjie) - not to mention the prices they charge for aftermarket accessories! (like nukems ) AND you gotta wear a helmet
the ejector seat is kinda cool though

nuff sed

and you would delete this post if i called you a sun baked strawberry flavoured lollypop dipped in mothers milk with little chocolate sprinkles on

LMAO!! I must say that is quite sharp! always the original poster

[widowmaker]

gee, thanks, at last!
i was wondering if i was on a blacklist again...

[widowmaker]

why else do F15's suck? (you started me again)

uhhm, for one

• the airfilter is just plain stupid - you constantly have to stop to remove birds outa it
  
  there is only seating for one chick (out of BJ reach, )
  
  the steering hits you in the nuts around sharp corners - EVERY FRICKEN TIME!
  
  it takes forever from start to get going
  
  you need a bigger garage and parking at a mall is a bitch (granted the looks on the people's faces are PRICELESS)
  
  parallel parking is a no-no (maybe we should talk Harrier...)
  
  driving with the windows open or the top down is a no-no
  and I constantly hit my fingers in the 'door'
  
  i can't remember - does it come with wipers/aircon/radio?
  
  no aftermarket wings or mags
  
  you almost never get somebody on Ontdekkers that wanna dice
  
  you have to go blackmarket to get fuel
  
  (are the machine guns standard?) taxi se moer!
  
  you can impale mother in law with the sharp nose
  
  cup holders?
  
  the rear number plate gets fried daily
  
  aftermarket zorsts that make it quiet enough to get past the roadworthy test is the same size as the bloody vehicle
  WTF - NO LSD available?!
  
  ups:
  a BIG up is that NOBODY tailgates you at a traffic light
  and you are the most popular guy to invite to braais
  chicks think you are a chopperpilot, but hey, no back seat
  ideal for offroading, the wheels dont get stuck, but you end up burning the bushveld down, so you can only go somewhere once

now im just getting stupid - anybody got anything better?

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