The CHUCK
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- VoodooMaster
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The CHUCK
1.The Chuck drifts with his eyes close.
2.The Chuck does not need a bend to drift around as he can drift in a straight line.
3.The Chuck can drift in reverse.
4.The Chuck can drift with a truck and a trailer.
5.The Chuck's car makes tyre smoke even when driving straight.
6.Keiichi Tsuchiya phones The Chuck for advise.
7.The Chuck is the Drift Bible
8.The Chuck started drifting when he round house kicked a car around a bend.
9.The Chuck's tyres are to scared to burst or even loose thread.
Guys you welcome to add just for laughter.
2.The Chuck does not need a bend to drift around as he can drift in a straight line.
3.The Chuck can drift in reverse.
4.The Chuck can drift with a truck and a trailer.
5.The Chuck's car makes tyre smoke even when driving straight.
6.Keiichi Tsuchiya phones The Chuck for advise.
7.The Chuck is the Drift Bible
8.The Chuck started drifting when he round house kicked a car around a bend.
9.The Chuck's tyres are to scared to burst or even loose thread.
Guys you welcome to add just for laughter.
The only thing better than going FAST,
Is Going FAST SIDEWAYS.
Is Going FAST SIDEWAYS.
- widowmaker
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- widowmaker
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this happened a few years from now, when the drift club is going to like to had a few more members :
marshall (grabs his megaphone to call a car off the track) : "CAR NUMBER 99 COME IN - YOUR TIME IS UP"
marshall : "CAR NUMBER 99 COME IN - NEXT DRIFTER READY!!"
then the tireboy came running up to him "but we only have 75 members, there's no number 99!"
marshall : "... CAR NUMBER 66, IS THAT YOU VEECEE?"
marshall (grabs his megaphone to call a car off the track) : "CAR NUMBER 99 COME IN - YOUR TIME IS UP"
marshall : "CAR NUMBER 99 COME IN - NEXT DRIFTER READY!!"
then the tireboy came running up to him "but we only have 75 members, there's no number 99!"
marshall : "... CAR NUMBER 66, IS THAT YOU VEECEE?"
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hehe... few ones I came up with...
Chuck Norris can drift with a FF car
Chuck Norris's personal drift car is a S16
Chuck Norris's S13 doesn't give problems
Chuck Norris can start a car by farting in close proximity
Chuck Norris slapped a CA18 in a S14
HKS, Greddy, etc sources there parts from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has T51 SPL on a CA18DET without any lag
Chuck Norris doesn't need an intercooler, no one is cooler than Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a Nardi steering wheel
Chuck Norris uses the 200SX forum... (No WatlowUndertaker that doesn't mean you must go register that account now...)
Chuck Norris's drift tires doesn't wear out...
Chuck Norris thinks Toyota is kak
Chuck Norris told Toby to supercharge his S2000
Calibrator learned all his tricks from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drift with a FF car
Chuck Norris's personal drift car is a S16
Chuck Norris's S13 doesn't give problems
Chuck Norris can start a car by farting in close proximity
Chuck Norris slapped a CA18 in a S14
HKS, Greddy, etc sources there parts from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has T51 SPL on a CA18DET without any lag
Chuck Norris doesn't need an intercooler, no one is cooler than Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a Nardi steering wheel
Chuck Norris uses the 200SX forum... (No WatlowUndertaker that doesn't mean you must go register that account now...)
Chuck Norris's drift tires doesn't wear out...
Chuck Norris thinks Toyota is kak
Chuck Norris told Toby to supercharge his S2000
Calibrator learned all his tricks from Chuck Norris
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- widowmaker
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im sure you threw that nardi thing in there just to pull your own thang...
btw,
any "chuck" you can do i can do better
i can do any "chuck" better than you:
example : The Chuck doesn't pull on THE CAR'S handbrake lever to make the wheels slip...
well, most of you dufi still probably stuck with the "do chuck" thing above - it's not like that (ow and yes, dufi is the plural of dufus) chuck and i have an understanding - he reaps souls for me exclusively
well ok ok mostly for my dad, but i'm gonna take the franchise over one of these days
btw,
any "chuck" you can do i can do better
i can do any "chuck" better than you:
example : The Chuck doesn't pull on THE CAR'S handbrake lever to make the wheels slip...
well, most of you dufi still probably stuck with the "do chuck" thing above - it's not like that (ow and yes, dufi is the plural of dufus) chuck and i have an understanding - he reaps souls for me exclusively
well ok ok mostly for my dad, but i'm gonna take the franchise over one of these days
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sorry for you windbreaker, i got the number 08 on my drift club card!!! so i would probably put 80 on my car!!!! LOLwidowmaker wrote:this happened a few years from now, when the drift club is going to like to had a few more members :
marshall (grabs his megaphone to call a car off the track) : "CAR NUMBER 99 COME IN - YOUR TIME IS UP"
marshall : "CAR NUMBER 99 COME IN - NEXT DRIFTER READY!!"
then the tireboy came running up to him "but we only have 75 members, there's no number 99!"
marshall : "... CAR NUMBER 66, IS THAT YOU VEECEE?"
ReeceZ wrote:I'm sorry... I couldn't help it. Please no one wish any hateful shit on me, I own an SX already
- Stephen Swanepoel
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You got a club card !!!!!! were is mine?veecee wrote:sorry for you windbreaker, i got the number 08 on my drift club card!!! so i would probably put 80 on my car!!!! LOLwidowmaker wrote:this happened a few years from now, when the drift club is going to like to had a few more members :
marshall (grabs his megaphone to call a car off the track) : "CAR NUMBER 99 COME IN - YOUR TIME IS UP"
marshall : "CAR NUMBER 99 COME IN - NEXT DRIFTER READY!!"
then the tireboy came running up to him "but we only have 75 members, there's no number 99!"
marshall : "... CAR NUMBER 66, IS THAT YOU VEECEE?"